A weird place to be... that's my head!

Stardate twenty-two fifty-eight point four two, four uh, four whatever. Acting Captain Spock has marooned me on Delta Vega, what I believe to be a violation of security protocol forty-nine point oh nine.

7 hours ago with 8,275 notes — via ofjimkirk, © iamnevertheone


thepathlesstrekked:

For uss-damnitjim 

Prompt: The bridge crew finds out that Jim and Bones are together.

The most embarrassing part of the whole thing was that Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy thought they had a snowball’s chance in hell at being discreet.

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zainclaw:

Move A Mountain add-ons  →  #eternalmam
 ↳ fight or flight

Plan Three - Brush It Off

Like most of their fights, it starts with Ethan.

Well, it actually starts with Stiles, because in contrary to popular beliefs that Ethan is the one getting him in trouble, Stiles makes his own decisions. It just so happens that Ethan is present more often than not when he makes what Derek refers to as the bad ones. He needs a scapegoat and would rather bark at Ethan than his own boyfriend.

That doesn’t mean he’s not upset with Stiles though.

"What were you thinking?" Derek mutters, leaning on the kitchen counter with hands gripping the edge. He hasn’t changed from work yet, still wearing the tank top that’s only white when it’s fresh out of laundry.

"You know exactly what I was thinking," Stiles argues, half wanting to get up from where he’s sitting by the table and approach Derek, half hoping to be left alone to finish his dinner in peace, "because you ask me this every single time."

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Anonymous → Since you aren't into glee anymore, I thought I'd bring you the news. Klaine looks like they're breaking up again. And Blaine seemes to be running off with, of all people, Karofsky. .-.

muchacha11:

Well that sounds terribly, TERRIBLY stupid. Glee has so many great characters that I came to really enjoy, but the writing basically destroyed them. I can’t believe that they would make this storyline move…it makes no sense but to anger (the remaining) fans, in my opinion. I thought that one of the few things that they did right on Glee was to have Kurt and Blaine remain together. I guess that was too easy?? *throws up papers*

13 hours ago with 16 notes — via muchacha11


postracialcomments:

In response to the GoFundMe Campaign for Darren Wilson, people are asking GoFundMe to close the account due to the fact that it incites hate and obviously violates their terms and conditions

The donors and the comments attached to the campaign are sick and simply racist. They asking for the “Killing of N*****s”, “purging the savages” and to support a “fellow White” individual that has the right to murder Black people.

Pass this around. Report the Darren Wilson page as for the violation

http://www.gofundme.com/supportofficerwilson

I will add their contact info as soon as I find it. 

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whtabtpineapple → I adore your blog and your Friends/Teen Wolf crossover fics. Any chance you'd write one based on "The one with Ross's tan" ? I do not care who the tan one is. :) Anyway, thanks for reading my ask.

felicitysmock:

It takes Stiles nineteen minutes of pacing outside the door to let himself in. He’d turned back to the stairs at one point, but he’d heard Kira Yukimura from 11b humming to herself and he’d just known he couldn’t let her see. Kira is cool. They should really ask her up for drinks sometime. When he’s… recovered. 

Oh god. 

Everyone’s making casual small talk when he comes in, tosses his keys on the side. Only Derek looks up, as he always does out of habit, and Stiles wants to kiss his stupid, perfect face normally. He loves that Derek’s always aware of him, always waiting for him, happy to see him. 

Normally.

Derek freezes, lowers his cup to the table, expression totally stunned. 

"Hey man," Scott twists around to wave casually, "And, then I asked if— holy shit!" He leaps up, pointing at Stiles. "Your face!"

"Scott, don’t be mean," Lydia chides without looking up, nose buried in a book. "Stiles’ face being traumatic to look at was removed from the joke list when Derek started getting pissy about it."

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Anonymous → Mckirk: Leonard having to be sedated, but he's freaking out about and Jim being there to hold his hand. If it isn't too much to ask, I'd love for it to be through the entire like sedation process, you know like how you see on youtube and stuff. I just think a slowly being drugged, slurring and droopy eyed Bones would be adorable.

mangopuffs:

"They are not sticking that in me!”

"Bones, it’s perfectly safe-"

"The hell it is. I don’t trust needles-"

"He’s a doctor, I promise," Jim whispers to the nurse, who’s starting to look progressively fed up with the entire process. "Bones, calm down." He reaches out to pat the back of Bones’ wrist and suddenly finds his hand clenched in a death grip.

"Don’t let them do it, Jim," Bones orders, his eyes wild, and the nurse chooses this moment to step in. 

"Sir, we’re going to have to start prepping for the procedure now," she says, and injects Bones’ IV line before he has a chance to argue back. "We’ll give him five minutes," she informs Jim. "Keep him calm."

"Will do," Jim says cheerfully, and she leaves.

"Et tu, Brute?" Bones asks darkly as soon as the door closes, thumping his head back on the gurney. "This sucks. You suck. Suuuuuck.” His words are already slurring a bit, and Jim takes a second to be mildly impressed. He stealthily tries to retrieve his hand, only to find that Bones’ fingers are locked tight around his, like he’s forgotten how to open his hand.

"I’ll buy you ice cream once it’s over," Jim says bracingly. "It’s a simple surgery, Bones. You said it yourself."

"On paper. Everything looks…..looks worse from down here. Shinier……" Bones blinks slowly up at the ceiling, his eyes sliding in and out of focus. "Huh."

"See you later, Bones," Jim says, and Bones begins to snore.

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mistress-laufeyson:

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

oh i thought this would be useful for when your parents walk by but ok

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heroderekhale:

so, for some reason, there are now over 4,000 of you following me, and since I haven’t done a giveaway before, I figured I’ll do one now.

As y’all know, I came up with the Friends episode title meme and have been having great fun filling all your prompts!

What I’m offering…

22 hours ago with 33 notes — via heroderekhale


idareu2bme:

chadleymacguff:

one if the greatest unexpected moments in cinematic history

this made that movie

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volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

22 hours ago with 44,876 notes — via queermccoy, © volunruud


j0hnlemm0n:

skills i have mastered

  • not texting back
  • procrastinating
  • painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
  • sleeping a lot
  • being single
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